Things I Have Said During Random Conversations
Is it that hard to be a decent human being?
Where can I get some water?
Why did you buy that?
Elbow pads and a helmet? Can’t we just go get a ball, go into the street and play right now?
I just want to write a letter. How can I just write a letter?
Do you have water?
Why isn’t your truckbed large enough to carry drywall?
If I don’t need bleach, why do I have to use bleach?
But my cellphone already has a clock on it.
Why would I want that in my life?
Horror movies make me not feel good so I don’t watch them.
But these pants are comfortable and stretchy. If my pants are comfortable, there’s a better chance that I will like you better because I’m happier. And then we can have better conversation.
Do you want my DVD player? I have one too many.
Even if I’m at the beach, if it’s too warm I’ll turn on the air conditioner.
I stop reading when I fall asleep and wake up for the third time. Then I put the book away, turn off the light and pass out.